"i have a secret to tell you....."

Those are the most famous words to come out of our 4-yr old's mouth!
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I'm watching the end of Ocean's 12 and here comes Patrick.
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"I have to whisper something in your ear," he says.
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"I accidentally cut my finger with a small razor."
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Uh....ok. This is the conversation.....
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ME: "Where did you get the razor?"
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AUTUMN: "From the bathroom."
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ME: "Go get the razor so I can see it."
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They come back with the replacement head for Jessica's razor.
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Autumn says......

"First he wanted to shave his legs, then he wanted to shave Princess."
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I tried to maintain a straight face....I really did!! But I lost it when she said he wanted to shave the cat.
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I looked at Harold and said, "We know who is going to be the one that burns down our house!"