ryan's version of "the twelve days of christmas"...

On the first day of Christmas the Americans gave to me:
A hotdog under the tree.

On the second day of Christmas the Japanese gave to me:
Two bowls of rice
and a hotdog under the tree.

On the third day of Christmas the British gave to me:
Three cups of tea,
two bowls of rice
and a hotdog under the tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas the Germans gave to me:
Four german chocolates,
three cups of tea,
two bowls of rice,
and a hotdog under the tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas the Polish gave to me:
Five perogies,
four german chocolates,
three cups of tea,
two bowls of rice,
and a hotdog under the tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas the Italians gave to me:
Six pizza slices,
five perogies,
four german chocolates,
three cups of tea,
two bowls of rice,
and a hotdog under the tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas the Dutch gave to me:
Seven dutch treats,
six pizza slices,
five perogies,
four german chocolates,
three cups of tea,
two bowls of rice,
and a hotdog under the tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas the Australians gave to me:
Eight boomerangs,
seven dutch treats,
six pizza slices,
five perogies,
four german chocolates,
three cups of tea,
two bowls of rice,
and a hotdog under the tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas the Chinese gave to me:
Nine teriyaki chickens,
eight boomerangs,
seven dutch treats,
six pizza slices,
five perogies,
four german chocolates,
three cups of tea,
two bowls of rice,
and a hotdog under the tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas the Russians gave to me:
Ten siberian huskies,
nine teriyaki chickens,
eight boomerangs,
seven dutch treats,
six pizza slices,
five perogies,
four german chocolates,
three cups of tea,
two bowls of rice,
and a hotdog under the tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the French gave to me:
Eleven pairs of frog legs,
ten siberian huskies,
nine teriyaki chickens,
eight boomerangs,
seven dutch treats,
six pizza slices,
five perogies,
four german chocolates,
three cups of tea,
two bowls of rice,
and a hotdog under the tree.

On the twelve day of Christmas the Swiss gave to me:
Twelve pounds of swiss cheese,
eleven pairs of frog legs,
ten siberian huskies,
nine teriyaki chickens,
eight boomerangs,
seven dutch treats,
six pizza slices,
five perogies,
four german chocolates,
three cups of tea,
two bowls of rice,
and a hotdog under the tree.